| Portmanteau | Phoneme 1 | Phoneme 2 | Phonetic Probability | Phonetic Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| misleader (mislead/leader) | M·IH₀·S·L·IY₁·D | L·IY₁·D·ER₀ | 2.30e-08 | 0 |
| superfluoassembly (superfluous/assembly) | S·UW₁·P·ER₀·F·L·W·AH₂·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 1.53e-07 | 0 |
| friendlessly (friend/endlessly) | F·R·EH₁·N·D | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | 1.82e-07 | 0 |
| attendlessly (attend/endlessly) | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | 1.82e-07 | 0 |
| attendless (attend/endless) | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S | 1.82e-07 | 0 |
| friendless (friend/endless) | F·R·EH₁·N·D | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S | 1.82e-07 | 0 |
| commitiocy (commit/idiocy) | K·AH₀·M·IH₁·T | IH₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·S·IY₀ | 6.46e-08 | 2 |
| commitiot (commit/idiot) | K·AH₀·M·IH₁·T | IH₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·T | 6.46e-08 | 2 |
| eggheadquarter (egghead/headquarter) | EH₁·G·HH·EH₂·D | HH·EH₁·D·K·W·AO₂·R·T·ER₀ | 3.47e-07 | 0 |
| workshopnoxious (workshop/obnoxious) | W·ER₁·K·SH·AA₂·P | AA₀·B·N·AA₁·K·SH·AH₀·S | 7.49e-08 | 2 |
| documentlessly (document/endlessly) | D·AA₁·K·Y·AH₀·M·EH₀·N·T | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | 3.84e-08 | 3 |
| documendless (document/endless) | D·AA₁·K·Y·AH₀·M·EH₀·N·T | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S | 3.84e-08 | 3 |
| rubbissue (rubbish/issue) | R·AH₁·B·IH₀·SH | IH₁·SH·UW₀ | 4.13e-07 | 1 |
| gibberissue (gibberish/issue) | G·IH₁·B·ER₀·IH₀·SH | IH₁·SH·UW₀ | 4.13e-07 | 1 |
| childissue (childish/issue) | CH·AY₁·L·D·IH₀·SH | IH₁·SH·UW₀ | 4.13e-07 | 1 |
| tiresummit (tiresome/summit) | T·AY₁·ER₀·S·AH₀·M | S·AH₁·M·AH₀·T | 4.88e-07 | 1 |
| eventless (event/endless) | IH₀·V·EH₁·N·T | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S | 2.51e-07 | 2 |
| eventlessly (event/endlessly) | IH₀·V·EH₁·N·T | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | 2.51e-07 | 2 |
| attendeedious (attendee/tedious) | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D·IY₁ | T·IY₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·S | 2.70e-07 | 2 |
| exhibitiful (exhibit/pitiful) | IH₀·G·Z·IH₁·B·IH₀·T | P·IH₁·T·AH₀·F·AH₀·L | 1.25e-07 | 3 |
| visutterly (visit/utterly) | V·IH₁·Z·AH₀·T | AH₁·T·ER₀·L·IY₀ | 7.52e-07 | 1 |
| summutterly (summit/utterly) | S·AH₁·M·AH₀·T | AH₁·T·ER₀·L·IY₀ | 7.52e-07 | 1 |
| expensevent (expensive/event) | IH₀·K·S·P·EH₁·N·S·IH₀·V | IH₀·V·EH₁·N·T | 1.67e-06 | 0 |
| divisevent (divisive/event) | D·IH₀·V·AY₁·S·IH₀·V | IH₀·V·EH₁·N·T | 1.67e-06 | 0 |
| emotevent (emotive/event) | IH₀·M·OW₁·T·IH₀·V | IH₀·V·EH₁·N·T | 1.67e-06 | 0 |
| idiotendee (idiot/attendee) | IH₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·T | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D·IY₁ | 4.11e-06 | 0 |
| idiattend (idiot/attend) | IH₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·T | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D | 4.11e-06 | 0 |
| exhibidiot (exhibit/idiot) | IH₀·G·Z·IH₁·B·IH₀·T | IH₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·T | 4.53e-07 | 3 |
| exhibitiocy (exhibit/idiocy) | IH₀·G·Z·IH₁·B·IH₀·T | IH₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·S·IY₀ | 4.53e-07 | 3 |
| hypocriticaloquium (hypocritical/colloquium) | HH·IH₂·P·AH₀·K·R·IH₁·T·IH₀·K·AH₀·L | K·AH₀·L·OW₁·K·W·IY₀·AH₀·M | 6.17e-06 | 0 |
| impracticaloquium (impractical/colloquium) | IH₀·M·P·R·AE₁·K·T·AH₀·K·AH₀·L | K·AH₀·L·OW₁·K·W·IY₀·AH₀·M | 6.17e-06 | 0 |
| illogicaloquium (illogical/colloquium) | IH₀·L·AA₁·JH·IH₀·K·AH₀·L | K·AH₀·L·OW₁·K·W·IY₀·AH₀·M | 6.17e-06 | 0 |
| nonsensicaloquium (nonsensical/colloquium) | N·AA₀·N·S·EH₁·N·S·IH₀·K·AH₀·L | K·AH₀·L·OW₁·K·W·IY₀·AH₀·M | 6.17e-06 | 0 |
| representadivisive (representative/divisive) | R·EH₂·P·R·AH₀·Z·EH₁·N·T·AH₀·T·IH₀·V | D·IH₀·V·AY₁·S·IH₀·V | 1.93e-06 | 2 |
| reallyaison (really/liaison) | R·IH₁·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| simplyaison (simply/liaison) | S·IH₁·M·P·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| endlessliaison (endlessly/liaison) | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| needlessliaison (needlessly/liaison) | N·IY₁·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| sillyaison (silly/liaison) | S·IH₁·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| ridiculousliaison (ridiculously/liaison) | R·AH₀·D·IH₁·K·Y·AH₀·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| utterliaison (utterly/liaison) | AH₁·T·ER₀·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| unnecessariliaison (unnecessarily/liaison) | AH₀·N·N·EH₁·S·AH₀·S·EH₂·R·AH₀·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| absurdliaison (absurdly/liaison) | AH₀·B·S·ER₁·D·L·IY₀ | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | 1.03e-05 | 0 |
| sickenvene (sicken/convene) | S·IH₁·K·AH₀·N | K·AH₀·N·V·IY₁·N | 1.09e-05 | 0 |
| sickensult (sicken/consult) | S·IH₁·K·AH₀·N | K·AH₀·N·S·AH₁·L·T | 1.09e-05 | 0 |
| sickenfer (sicken/confer) | S·IH₁·K·AH₀·N | K·AH₀·N·F·ER₁ | 1.09e-05 | 0 |
| symposiamuse (symposium/amuse) | S·IH₀·M·P·OW₁·Z·IY₀·AH₀·M | AH₀·M·Y·UW₁·Z | 1.29e-05 | 0 |
| forumuse (forum/amuse) | F·AO₁·R·AH₀·M | AH₀·M·Y·UW₁·Z | 1.29e-05 | 0 |
| colloquiamuse (colloquium/amuse) | K·AH₀·L·OW₁·K·W·IY₀·AH₀·M | AH₀·M·Y·UW₁·Z | 1.29e-05 | 0 |
| chairitate (chair/irritate) | CH·EH₁·R | IH₁·R·IH₀·T·EY₂·T | 7.95e-07 | 4 |
| agendumb (agenda/dumb) | AH₀·JH·EH₁·N·D·AH₀ | D·AH₁·M | 1.03e-05 | 1 |
| stupattend (stupid/attend) | S·T·UW₁·P·AH₀·D | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D | 4.87e-06 | 2 |
| stupidendee (stupid/attendee) | S·T·UW₁·P·AH₀·D | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D·IY₁ | 4.87e-06 | 2 |
| tastelassembly (tasteless/assembly) | T·EY₁·S·T·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| mindlassembly (mindless/assembly) | M·AY₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| disingenuoassembly (disingenuous/assembly) | D·IH₀·S·IH₀·N·JH·EH₁·N·Y·UW₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| sillinassembly (silliness/assembly) | S·IH₁·L·IY₀·N·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| worthlassembly (worthless/assembly) | W·ER₁·TH·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| seriousembly (serious/assembly) | S·IH₁·R·IY₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| pointlassembly (pointless/assembly) | P·OY₁·N·T·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| vacuoassembly (vacuous/assembly) | V·AE₁·K·Y·UW₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| endlessembly (endless/assembly) | EH₁·N·D·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| fatuoassembly (fatuous/assembly) | F·AE₁·CH·AH₀·W·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| baselessembly (baseless/assembly) | B·EY₁·S·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| preposteroassembly (preposterous/assembly) | P·R·IH₀·P·AA₁·S·T·ER₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| specioassembly (specious/assembly) | S·P·IY₁·SH·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| horrendoassembly (horrendous/assembly) | HH·AO₂·R·EH₁·N·D·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| pompousembly (pompous/assembly) | P·AA₁·M·P·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| obnoxioassembly (obnoxious/assembly) | AA₀·B·N·AA₁·K·SH·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| tedioassembly (tedious/assembly) | T·IY₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| gratuitoassembly (gratuitous/assembly) | G·R·AH₀·T·UW₁·AH₀·T·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| pretentioassembly (pretentious/assembly) | P·R·IY₀·T·EH₁·N·SH·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| ridiculoassembly (ridiculous/assembly) | R·IH₀·D·IH₁·K·Y·AH₀·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| uselassembly (useless/assembly) | Y·UW₁·S·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| thoughtlassembly (thoughtless/assembly) | TH·AO₁·T·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| sanctimonioassembly (sanctimonious/assembly) | S·AE₂·NG·K·T·AH₀·M·OW₁·N·IY₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| senselassembly (senseless/assembly) | S·EH₁·N·S·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| spurioassembly (spurious/assembly) | S·P·Y·UH₁·R·IY₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| meaninglassembly (meaningless/assembly) | M·IY₁·N·IH₀·NG·L·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| hilarioassembly (hilarious/assembly) | HH·IH₀·L·EH₁·R·IY₀·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| ludicroassembly (ludicrous/assembly) | L·UW₁·D·AH₀·K·R·AH₀·S | AH₀·S·EH₁·M·B·L·IY₀ | 2.63e-05 | 0 |
| societedious (society/tedious) | S·AH₀·S·AY₁·AH₀·T·IY₀ | T·IY₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·S | 1.49e-05 | 1 |
| activitedious (activity/tedious) | AE₀·K·T·IH₁·V·AH₀·T·IY₀ | T·IY₁·D·IY₀·AH₀·S | 1.49e-05 | 1 |
| ceremonydlessly (ceremony/needlessly) | S·EH₁·R·AH₀·M·OW₂·N·IY₀ | N·IY₁·D·L·AH₀·S·L·IY₀ | 1.93e-05 | 1 |
| ceremoneedle (ceremony/needle) | S·EH₁·R·AH₀·M·OW₂·N·IY₀ | N·IY₁·D·AH₀·L | 1.93e-05 | 1 |
| unnecessareport (unnecessary/report) | AH₀·N·N·EH₁·S·AH₀·S·EH₂·R·IY₀ | R·IY₀·P·AO₁·R·T | 6.48e-05 | 0 |
| unnecessaretreat (unnecessary/retreat) | AH₀·N·N·EH₁·S·AH₀·S·EH₂·R·IY₀ | R·IY₀·T·R·IY₁·T | 6.48e-05 | 0 |
| pedantretreat (pedantry/retreat) | P·EH₁·D·AH₀·N·T·R·IY₀ | R·IY₀·T·R·IY₁·T | 6.48e-05 | 0 |
| pedantreport (pedantry/report) | P·EH₁·D·AH₀·N·T·R·IY₀ | R·IY₀·P·AO₁·R·T | 6.48e-05 | 0 |
| Rhyme | Phoneme 1 | Phoneme 2 | Phonetic Probability | Phonetic Distance |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| superfluous discuss | S·UW₁·P·ER₀·F·L·W·AH₂·S | D·IH₀·S·K·AH₁·S | 3.20e-08 | 0 |
| non-stop workshop | N·AA₁·N·S·T·AA₂·P | W·ER₁·K·SH·AA₂·P | 1.31e-07 | 0 |
| condescend attend | K·AA₂·N·D·IH₀·S·EH₁·N·D | AH₀·T·EH₁·N·D | 2.01e-07 | 0 |
| friend condescend | F·R·EH₁·N·D | K·AA₂·N·D·IH₀·S·EH₁·N·D | 2.01e-07 | 0 |
| incorrect expect | IH₀·N·K·ER₀·EH₁·K·T | IH₀·K·S·P·EH₁·K·T | 3.44e-07 | 0 |
| commit quit | K·AH₀·M·IH₁·T | K·W·IH₁·T | 4.64e-07 | 0 |
| mislead proceed | M·IH₀·S·L·IY₁·D | P·R·AH₀·S·IY₁·D | 8.19e-07 | 0 |
| liaison moron | L·IY₀·EY₁·Z·AA₂·N | M·AO₁·R·AA₂·N | 1.02e-06 | 0 |
| bizarre seminar | B·AH₀·Z·AA₁·R | S·EH₁·M·AH₀·N·AA₂·R | 1.63e-06 | 0 |
| unnecessary dignitary | AH₀·N·N·EH₁·S·AH₀·S·EH₂·R·IY₀ | D·IH₁·G·N·AH₀·T·EH₂·R·IY₀ | 3.56e-06 | 0 |
| delegate overrate | D·EH₁·L·AH₀·G·EY₂·T | OW₂·V·ER₀·R·EY₁·T | 4.21e-06 | 0 |
| delegate fascinate | D·EH₁·L·AH₀·G·EY₂·T | F·AE₁·S·AH₀·N·EY₂·T | 1.63e-05 | 0 |
| delegate irritate | D·EH₁·L·AH₀·G·EY₂·T | IH₁·R·IH₀·T·EY₂·T | 1.63e-05 | 0 |
The code for generating the portmanteaus and rhymes can be found at the entendrepreneur-web github repository. This algorithm was presented at the NeurIPS 2018 Creativity and Design Workshop under the title "Entendrepreneur: Generating Humorous Portmanteaus using Word-Embeddings", the associated conference paper can be found here. All credit for the code and the algorithm goes to Jonathan Simon. Please direct any questions to [email protected].
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